Urdu Sex joke

Harami Friend

Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

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Tharki

Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

Kya?

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Socho?

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Nahi pata?

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Un k pyary pyary bary bary

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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..

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DON

Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..

BACHA: OK..

LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..

BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.

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No Balance!

Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai

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Lun Ke Sath!

A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

Dr:”Lun”k sath

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Payment Done!

1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

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Khawb Tha

SUHAG RAAT

3:17am: Start kiss

3:21-open Nighty

3:24-Open Brazr

3:27-Open panty

3:31-Press Boobs

3:39am: ?

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“EHTILAM”

KHUWAB THA (tharkiyo)

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Judge to Punjabi

Badsha ne punjabi ko sza-e mot sunayi or 1 murghi de kr kaha tm isay jse maro ge me tum ko wse hi marunga

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punjbi ne murghi ki gardan apni gand me le k dabadi

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Botel

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

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Pathan Hoga?

Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!

~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga

~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga

~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga

~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga

~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga

Aur

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~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,

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No Smoking!

1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha
Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya
or us k haath main pakrha diya

Lover boli.

Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.

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Patient to Doctor

1 Doctor
Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,
Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!

Baba dr se: putar bond paili wari vaikhi A?

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Doodh

Dulhan: Kamry may aty hi Brazer utarny lagi.

Dulha: Ye kia kar rahi ho?

Dulhan: Maa nay kaha tha Dulha jesy hi kamry may ay sab se pehle dudh pilana..

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