Student Funny Joke & SMS

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha: 
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

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An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

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"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

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Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
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"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"

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Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
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"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"

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TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston
Kionke
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Khota 30.000 ka 
Owr
Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai