Baap & Beta Funny SMS

Baap ne baity se kaha: 'daikho yai aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhy 1 letter mila hai......"

Baita:"aap bay-fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi bataon ga :)

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Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know.

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Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

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Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

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Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

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Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
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Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !