Admi Funny SMS

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" 
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

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Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha 
"kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?"
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free