Smilly..:)

Ek Doctor patient ke piche bhag
raha tha.
.
.
.
.
Logo ne Dr. se poocha,
.
aap q
bhag rahe ho patient ke piche?
.
.
.
Dr. ne kaha = Ye Kamina har
mahine brain ka operation karvane
aata hai,
Aur
Muft mai ball katva ke bhag
jata hai

.....hhhahahahhaha

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CHINA Cricket Kyon Nhi
Khelta??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonki TECHNICAL Problem Hai

Sab Players Ka Face
Ek JaisaHota Hai

Jo Out Ho Gaya Wahi Muh Dhoke
Phir Se Aa Skta hai...

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Beti - Main maa ban ne wali hu.
.
.
Maa-kamini, Kaha jaake muh kala
karwa k kaayi he?
.
.
Kiska paap apne pet me leke aayi
he?
.
.
Kis k sath apni hawas aur ayyashi
puri kar k aayi h?
.
Padhne ki umar me kaha kahan
apne baap ka naam roshan karke
aayi he?
.
.
Bol warna tujhe anarkali ki tarha
deewar me cement dal k pack kar
dungi...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Beti(rote hue)- School k natak Me
"MAA" ban ne wali hu.