Teacher Funny SMS

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

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Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

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Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls

Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem

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Funny but Meaningful

Teacher: Beta Tumhary Abbu kia karty hain??
Bacha: Jo Ammi kahti hain

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Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

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Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

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Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

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Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

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